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[zengirl]

Here's a tissue.

You just sneezed in your pants, didn't you?

 

[wanko80]

So why Wonko80? Were 1-79 taken?

Well, I started back when using the handle of Wonko The Sane of The Hitchhiker's Guide fame (technically So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish).

Eventually I got tired of typing the long handle and it started to get used up, so I tagged the year of our Lord I was born on the end of it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

A friend of Sarcasmo? Voting thread shut NOW!

He's actually my best friend's brother, but yes, he's that lucky to be a good friend of mine.

AND HE'S GONNA BE A DADDY IN MARCH! Can I get a whoop whoop

Theac LOVES kids, Wonko.

 

[wanko80]

AND HE'S GONNA BE A DADDY IN MARCH! Can I get a whoop whoop

So are you gonna tell them where I live next?

Theac LOVES kids, Wonko.

Now I need a tissue.

 

[Pandora]

So not only are you a friend of Sarcasmos, but you even own up to it?

This does not bode well.....

 

[Sarcasmo]

So are you gonna tell them where I live next?

EXCUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR BEING HAPPY FOR YOU, FGT

Why don't you go crawl under your bed and cry for a while? Your bed which is in your house which is located in the northern outskirts of the metroplex of the city of Dallas.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Here's the deal, noob. You have to win your release by impressing the people of UF. It's how we keep out the losers around here.

Too bad that system was implemented after you joined

 

[wanko80]

EXCUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR BEING HAPPY FOR YOU, FGT

Why don't you go crawl under your bed and cry for a while? Your bed which is in your house which is located in the northern outskirts of the metroplex of the city of Dallas.

How's your son who was conceived in a bathroom at a party?

 

[Sarcasmo]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, let's lock this thread and move along folks. Nothing to see here.

 

[wanko80]

So not only are you a friend of Sarcasmos, but you even own up to it?

This does not bode well.....

He's the only one throwing the term friend around. I just said I know him.

 

[zengirl]

How's your son who was conceived in a bathroom at a party?

oh dang

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's the only one throwing the term friend around. I just said I know him.

Has he asked you to crap in his mouf yet? Thats how you know he considers you a friend.

 

[theacoustician]

How's your son who was conceived in a bathroom at a party?

Quote this post so Sarcasmo's unholy spawn can find it on Google in 10 years.

 

[Pandora]

How's your son who was conceived in a bathroom at a party?

I now rate this thread 5 stars.

 

[ZRH]

...ok I approve of this thread.

 

[bast_imret]

Little known fact: Sarcasmo was concieved in the back of a 1973 Super Beetle. This car was later on owned by Drool-boy.

 

[wanko80]

Has he asked you to crap in his mouf yet? Thats how you know he considers you a friend.

He asked for a diarrhea bukkake. Where does that rank?

 

[bast_imret]

He asked for a diarrhea bukkake. Where does that rank?

Is Sarcasmo really the long lost Tubboy?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You're all a bunch of mean fgts and I vote to reject this person's membership. This person who I don't know.

And I think I just found out that Drool is my dad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You're all a bunch of mean fgts and I vote to reject this person's membership. This person who I don't know.

And I think I just found out that Drool is my dad.

Either Im way older than I thought, or youre way younger that I was led to believe. Either way, get me a beer then go mow the fucking lawn.
*smack*