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[wanko80]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[Sarcasmo]

haha hey fgt

 

[wanko80]

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex.

Or not, whatever.

 

[ZRH]

I hate you.

 

[wanko80]

haha hey fgt

Wow, you really do watch this forum a lot.

Gotta love lawyers.

 

[theacoustician]

Ok, it sounds like you know people here. Who do you already know and how did they con you into joining?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Here's the deal, noob. You have to win your release by impressing the people of UF. It's how we keep out the losers around here. (I'm still here though). So just tell them about yourself, be entertaining, intelligent, and decent, and eventually they'll vote to let you out and make an ass out of yourself.

 

[wanko80]

Ok, it sounds like you know people here. Who do you already know and how did they con you into joining?

I only know Sarcasmo from a hockey fan board

http://www.andrewsstarspage.com/appiesboard

 

[Sarcasmo]

Actually, you know me from real life, and have for many, many years. The hockey board came much later.

 

[ZRH]

I only know Sarcasmo from a hockey fan board

http://www.andrewsstarspage.com/appiesboard

DALLAS STARS?!

Minnesota North Stars forever. RIP

 

[wanko80]

Here's the deal, noob. You have to win your release by impressing the people of UF. It's how we keep out the losers around here. (I'm still here though). So just tell them about yourself, be entertaining, intelligent, and decent, and eventually they'll vote to let you out and make an ass out of yourself.

Damn, you mean this isn't the place for portly, balding losers?

I'm screwed.

Not literally of course... except by a woman* I call Angelina Jolie








*hand

 

[wanko80]

Actually, you know me from real life, and have for many, many years. The hockey board came much later.

I try to forget that part. You're much more entertaining, and much less gay, on the internet.

 

[ZRH]

Balding? Only theac

 

[MONSOON]

Welcome wonko80

 

[reverendsaintjay]

So why Wonko80? Were 1-79 taken?

 

[wanko80]

DALLAS STARS?!

Minnesota North Stars forever. RIP

I would sympathize, but the Stars moving to Dallas exposed me to the greatness of hockey (watching and playing), so I'm a little biased.

But at least they got a team back.

 

[zengirl]

So why Wonko80? Were 1-79 taken?

If he says he was born in 1980 I'm going to cry

 

[Sarcasmo]

If he says he was born in 1980 I'm going to cry

Here's a tissue.

 

[theacoustician]

A friend of Sarcasmo? Voting thread shut NOW!

 

[JAXvillain]

I try to forget that part. You're much more entertaining, and much less gay, on the internet.

LESS gay on the internets? that's seemingly impossible but I'll be sure to wear a kevlar corn hole cover if I ever meet him irl with that said