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[thrawn]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[InfluX]

....hehehehehehe

 

[InfluX]

tell us about yourself. and then show us your tits.

 

[thrawn]

tell us about yourself. and then show us your tits.

http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/me.jpg


those are the only thrawn tits i have pics of.

what would you like to know? i am a student at CWRU with a major in literature. i lead a boring life, despise most people i do see on a day to day basis, live alone in a one bedroom apartment in shaker heights and turn to the internet for human contact since my therapist said i needed to have some human interaction. apparently engaging the man of indian descent in conversation while purchasing margarita mix was not satisfactory.

 

[JAXvillain]

lol, wtf dude

 

[theacoustician]

Uh, surely no amount of alcohol or lack of sleep could make you think this is a good idea.

 

[thrawn]

Uh, surely no amount of alcohol or lack of sleep could make you think this is a good idea.

i havent had any alcohol in days and had a good nights sleep today

 

[theacoustician]

Why are you doing this?

 

[Bubbles]

this is one way to get your name back

 

[shawndavid]

Hi sir...you look all relaxed and shit in that hammock

I can make a banana hammock out of Xmas lights, if you're interested.

 

[thrawn]

Why are you doing this?

well i mainly just wanted to read the forums and it seems i can't do that with an old account.

 

[theacoustician]

What?

 

[thrawn]

this is one way to get your name back

you know the stories about people who lose bankbooks and find them 20 years later...i'll be able to feed all the starvin marvins in my retirement.

 

[thrawn]

What?

well i mainly just wanted to read the forums and it seems i can't do that with an old account.

my spanish is rusty but i can give it a shot if that helps

 

[theacoustician]

Stop.

What are you hobo babbling about your other account?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Thrawn looked exactly the same back in 1972.

 

[thrawn]

Hi sir...you look all relaxed and shit in that hammock

I can make a banana hammock out of Xmas lights, if you're interested.

I loved that hammock. It was on a beach in the Carribbean. The bathrooms were bamboo huts that used guava juice in the toilets instead of water. A few hundred meters from the shore is the second largest coral reef in the world. I despise warm weather but would endure it for that.

 

[thrawn]

Thrawn looked exactly the same back in 1972.

I didn't say it was a new picture, just the only one I have.

 

[Bubbles]

you know the stories about people who lose bankbooks and find them 20 years later...i'll be able to feed all the starvin marvins in my retirement.

I've read this umpteen times and all I've come up with is: WHAT?

 

[thrawn]

I've read this umpteen times and all I've come up with is: WHAT?

starvin marvin is the southpark character from another world that used the word marklar to refer to everything. compounding interest and my old account will be worth a vast amount of internet marklar.