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shawn and amy made me do it.
there names are....
candy and shawndavid AKA the guy who takes pictures of his own shit to show you guys.
;-)

i am amys brother.
and shawns gay lover.
he sang to me on a boat once in the middle of one of those "raindbow cruises"
it was Faaaaaabulous.

<3 ya shawn.

but seriously.
haha.
im a musician, student amys little brother and... i don t know.
bored.

so yeah.
hit me up.
the name comes from... my old band inhhume a hot chick who used to sing for us called me the potamous.
its insane.
okay.
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SO we had to attend a funeral today as a family. Little brother is home from Orlando. I walk into his room and there sits my old copy of "The Magic Carpet" a which-way-secret-door book. Reminded me of you all so I told him to sign up.

I also told him he would get his balls broken now tha I mentioned the book.
 
hey.
ya.
so how is your day going?

not that it matters.
actually it does matter.

I don't know.
I have to go to the bathroom now.
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BUTTSECSH!??!!

i'd like to compare you and shawn! :drool:

*EDIT* i drive a miata and i will violate your anus at my earliest opportunity

*EDIT2* i'm not really gay, i just play one on this forum.. and all the other forums..

and in real life..

*EDIT3* not real life.. i have a g/f.. she doesnt stick me in the pooper because i told her no. I do stick it in her pooper.. she did not say no
 
inline4 said:
i refer to my right nut as shawn.. my left is Amy

this guy is really my sekrat orlando lover..


he listens to my balls..

ohhhhhhhh ok, shawn is the bigger one right? Amy is the one with more sweat on it? I see I see
 
What is it with these stupid fucking names? Cant anyone come up with anything original anymore...