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Sweet zombie jebus! Has voting started yet? I say we let this porridge wog in, post haste!

Your vernacular is pretty colourful. I think my vocabulary expanded whilst my dignity shrivelled.

You've left me feeling dirty, excited and confused all at the same time. I don't know whether to touch you or myself at this moment.


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Mid-life crisis:thrawn:



Welcome to our li'l gutter.:D
Oh, and be forewarned, many of us wallow in the low-brow.


Well it can't all be oysters and champagne.

I expect it to get a "little monkey see monkey do" so I've got a whole list of websites that'll send cardboard boxes and urine sample containers out at a click of a button.
 
I renegotiate nothing! I am all powerful and all knowing...











...can you tell me how to link to an offensive image on this thing? :(

You'll be able to use IMG tags once you're approved, which should happen as soon as theac logs on next time. I hope you stick around :heart:
 
An oldie but goodie. NWS :fly:

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Wow. That's a bagger.



...and by bagger I mean double hefty bag the whole body with bricks and chuck that into a lake.