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[Galen]

So true.

I ordered a pizza from Tescos once. Can you believe it - it was stone cold AND the bleedin' wrapper was still on it.

The beggars had the cheek to charge £5 for delivery too!

Never again!

They're not even same day delivery either

 

[Galen]

I'll vote too, even though theac viciously imposes the one day waiting requirement.

 

[Mid]

How do you know how many votes you've got?

 

[thrawn]

another vote

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How do you know how many votes you've got?

We use Diebold machines, tho theyre highly inaccurate and easily tampered with.

 

[thrawn]

How do you know how many votes you've got?

It's this really sophisticated system, rather difficult to explain, but you count how many times people vote for you.

 

[simple]

you've got three votes - now it's just a matter of theac showing up today to let you in

 

[Mid]

We use Diebold machines, tho theyre highly inaccurate and easily tampered with.

Just don't make me stand against Republicans. It's painful to know I've only lost by 1%.


Also, thanks for voting guys!

 

[water]

I will also vote for him.

 

[Mid]

you've got three votes - now it's just a matter of theac showing up today to let you in

Oh, wait - is this going to involve hazing?

Do I have to strip naked and stand in a country lane with a a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape up my bottom? Coz I'm not doing that again!

 

[thrawn]

Oh, wait - is this going to involve hazing?

Do I have to strip naked and stand in a country lane with a a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape up my bottom? Coz I'm not doing that again!

Nah, we use coolant fed brazed carbide drills and reamers

 

[Mid]

Nah, we use coolant fed brazed carbide drills and reamers

So this is the true source of your ill gotten Marklar!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We use Diebold machines, tho theyre highly inaccurate and easily tampered with.

They run on OS/2!

 

[thrawn]

So this is the true source of your ill gotten Marklar!

I earned all mine in the arcade.


My ID mics still smell like shit but that asshole was to size dammit.

 

[Mid]

They run on OS/2!

I honestly thought they used Microsoft Access for some reason.

 

[Mid]

Thanks for the warm welcome folks but I'm going to have to head off in a minute or two.

It's been great meeting you all and I'll be expecting my 'fois gras' in the post soon!

Thanks for your votes

 

[thrawn]

I honestly thought they used Microsoft Access for some reason.

Access may suck but it's gotten me a job in the past.

 

[august]

I LUFF MID


Good to see you here, mang

 

[fly]

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[Mid]

I LUFF MID


Good to see you here, mang

OMG! It's August!

You make me blush like a little girl!