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kotzbrocken said:
Seeing Whizzle naked is what caused Brian Wilson to have a nervous breakdown. I haven't seen Whizzle naked, but one time he touched my junk.

And then I fell on the ground in a ball.
Don't lie... he told me all about you two.
 
zengirl said:
Don't lie... he told me all about you two.

So I'm pounding Whizzle in the ass and he turns around and tries to KISS me! So I'm like, "DUDE! I'M NOT GAY!"
 
kotzbrocken said:
Well, I've just been sitting at work bored off my ass.

that sucks for you. i'm going to the gym in about half an hour.