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InnerMuse said:
Yuppers. omitted smilies

Thanks for your approval, guys. Y'all are like a bra to me; you give me support when I need it and keep me from knockin’ myself out if I start jumping around like an imbecile. *sniffle*
Drool will be here soon to ask you to show him your tits. Again.
 
InnerMuse said:
LoL That actually reminds me. On a trip back from the beach, my brother made a mad dash from left field with, "It's Wrist Action Ken and his Maaaazzzda Miataaa!"

We couldn't stop laughing. I think the sun fried our brains that day. omitted smilies


i dont know if i should cry or laugh at this!!!
 
Sarcasmo said:
Bubbles you friggin' douche. This is how people end up on the news. You've already posted your phone number, and now you're posting the city you live in. Didn't your fucking parents ever teach you anything?
she wants cockle and affection. can you really blame her?
 
Onnotangu said:
she wants cockle and affection. can you really blame her?


No, but that's not how you do it. You do that by showing up at my house in a sheer satin teddy with a six pack of fine beer.