This just in from the "No Sh*t Sherlock" dept...

[djduquet]

hold all my calls plz

Yeah, that history degree hasn't gotten me far.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The creme de la creme have to be the pillars of intellectualism that I see cruising down Newbury St. on their brand new litre-class race replicas while chatting merrily away on their cell phones

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I saw a guy talking on the phone while riding a bicycle once. It never ends.

 

[JAXvillain]

The worst was the Mythbusters that tested driving while talking on a cell phone vs. driving while drunk.

They had police on hand to make sure none of the drivers were above the legal limit.

Doesn't that therefore by definition mean you are NOT drunk?

somehow you missed what was going on there buddy
they DID get wasted...that was the whole point...the cop was there to administer the breathalyzer in a legitimate manner
unless somehow I completely remember it wrong

 

[water]

The creme de la creme have to be the pillars of intellectualism that I see cruising down Newbury St. on their brand new litre-class race replicas while chatting merrily away on their cell phones

People who buy litre sport bikes are predominantly morons.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

People who buy litre sport bikes are predominantly morons.

True, hence the staggering insurance rates

 

[Syrup Beaver]

somehow you missed what was going on there buddy
they DID get wasted...that was the whole point...the cop was there to administer the breathalyzer in a legitimate manner
unless somehow I completely remember it wrong

That's how I remember it, but my memory sucks