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freek

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Ok, why'd you register here?

What would you list as your occupation if asked?

What are some of the things you like to do when you're not wasting time on the Intarwebs?

1. to hopfully not loose a few brain cells everytime i come here.
2. optician (telescopes, not eyeglasses)
3. my son, soon to be daughter, my house...

hi freek?

are you black?

are you in the klu klux klan?

are you pro-life or pro-choice?

would you have an abortion if the dead baby tasted like funnel cake?

because it does.

1. no
2. see above
3. pro-if if had to shoot a watermellon out of my pee hole, damn right it's my choice... no more ?'s on this topic please...
4. i've made/ate so much funnel cake in my time that i wish it tasted like babies...


No posts in a page and a half? Rated 2.

i am not tied to my computer, i am busy trying to keep my sons death certificate from reading, "death from misadventure"
 

water

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1. to hopfully not loose a few brain cells everytime i come here.
2. optician (telescopes, not eyeglasses)
3. my son, soon to be daughter, my house...



1. no
2. see above
3. pro-if if had to shoot a watermellon out of my pee hole, damn right it's my choice... no more ?'s on this topic please...
4. i've made/ate so much funnel cake in my time that i wish it tasted like babies...




i am not tied to my computer, i am busy trying to keep my sons death certificate from reading, "death from misadventure"

How old is your son? We have a 2 year old and can definitely relate with that.
 

freek

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How old is your son? We have a 2 year old and can definitely relate with that.
he's 4...

So your son is having a sex change operation and is also somehow becoming your house? What-the-fuck dude.

after re-reading the question, i really borked that answer...

should be, i play w/ my son, getting everything ready for the new born, and fixing up the house...
 

kiwi

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he's 4...



after re-reading the question, i really borked that answer...

should be, i play w/ my son, getting everything ready for the new born, and fixing up the house...

Congratulations and when is the newborn due? We (Knyte and I) have our 2 year old girl and just had a boy on Aug 17.
 

Galen

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I think if I am still up at 4am I am going to take a road trip.

Good idea.

I'm debating whether or not to join the RAF as a Surgeon, an option that was made available to me a while back. I don't know though, not in the right frame of mind to make life changing decisions right now.
 

thrawn

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Good idea.

I'm debating whether or not to join the RAF as a Surgeon, an option that was made available to me a while back. I don't know though, not in the right frame of mind to make life changing decisions right now.



It would definitely be an experience and looks good on a resume. Would they let you continue your education while enlisted or at least subsidize education afterwards? I can't claim to know your frame of mind but if it is something you want to do, go for it.