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Welcome, have fun posting in this thread and this thread only, and then clear off.
 
thrawn said:
Hello. Who are you?

djfacemachine: 21/f/vegas. stock breaker by day, musical styler by night. is not really a dj, only plays one on the internets. does not have fake boobtits. has two tattoos. hates wearing socks. doesn't own a bathing suit. enjoys taquitos to the fullest exent of the law. is half asian. was born on the 7th day of the 7th month weighing 7 pounds and 7 ounces at 7:27 (no shens). less than three's you. is a huge nerd. hates trance music. gine gine gine. has been to a slipknot concert and almost died. ran over some bitch once in her car during a mud wrassling tournament. is half irish. has never been pregnant. hates techno. owns pr0n. can beat you in a drinking contest (straight, no chaser). hates new balance. really likes sandwhiches. doesn't believe in pants. is about to break. has one ex boyfriend. has been to a goth club. has a friend that is a real-life lesbian. went to band camp. used to hate tomatoes. already knows you think she is a slut. can do anything now that scientists have invented magic. was ms. january in a crappy calendar. always needs more bass. feels old. won first place in the science fair. has been interviewed on MTV. hates seafood. can tell the difference between pepsi and coke. has never dyed her hair. would love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. djfacemachine.com.