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[Syrup Beaver]

you must prefer the bumbumbum, yes?

My bum is on the man!
My bum is on the man!
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!

 

[theacoustician]

done

 

[Pandora]

He wont.
Hes a silly little man.
Plus he has no gag reflex.

No gag reflex? You realize if fly runs off with him April will come after you right?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No gag reflex? You realize if fly runs off with him April will come after you right?

Ill hide in a health food store
Shell never find me in there

 

[distortedmind]

thirded, he can form complete sentences++


DM, you'd better not make me regret this....

thankyou pandora & mr bird

who is this april i keep hearing about? and why does she have a g0at? is she jabroni's new alias???

 

[Pandora]

Ill hide in a health food store
Shell never find me in there

Just wear a string of veggies around your neck, instead of garlic. She won't come near you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thankyou pandora & mr bird

who is this april i keep hearing about? and why does she have a g0at? is she jabroni's new alias???

bahaha theres a name I havent heard in a while

april is the manwoman that lives with fly
they wrangle goats for fun, profit and pleasure.

 

[Pandora]

thankyou pandora & mr bird

who is this april i keep hearing about? and why does she have a g0at? is she jabroni's new alias???

April is fly's boy toy. She's very possive. You should have seen what she did to fly's old girlfriend Zoe. It was bad...very very bad.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

bahaha theres a name I havent heard in a while

april is the manwoman that lives with fly
they wrangle goats for fun, profit and pleasure.

But the profit is just an afterthought

On the plus side, I get a steady stream of goat legs mailed to my doorstep

 

[fly]

thankyou pandora & mr bird

who is this april i keep hearing about? and why does she have a g0at? is she jabroni's new alias???

omfg you're taking me back. jabroni.

 

[Thorn Bird]

thankyou pandora & mr bird

who is this april i keep hearing about? and why does she have a g0at? is she jabroni's new alias???

it's mrs. bird.

 

[distortedmind]

it's mrs. bird.

me so sorry

there seem to be lots of females in this forum... i don't know what to do with myself after years on geek forums

 

[kiwi]

me so sorry

there seem to be lots of females in this forum... i don't know what to do with myself after years on geek forums

Just let your true gay self shine through and you'll fit right in with.

Edit: And welcome.

 

[Thorn Bird]

me so sorry

there seem to be lots of females in this forum... i don't know what to do with myself after years on geek forums

dontchoo worry bout it. and there are many females here. kiwi does a good job of giving the list of couples, if you're interested.

 

[APRIL]

Sweeeeet. One of Drools friends. I like ya already. So when do we get pics of you being sweet and cuddly with some flowers??

Oh yeah, and WELCOME! Whatever you do, don't touch Aprils goat. She's very protective of him.

I only let you touch the goats.

 

[gottoys?]

I only let you touch the goats.

What happened to the goats?

 

[APRIL]

dontchoo worry bout it. and there are many females here. kiwi does a good job of giving the list of couples, if you're interested.

This place is full of gays and couples. If you are single, you're outta luck. I'll let my goat sleep with you (distoredmind) for a package of Oscar Myer uncooked weenies.

 

[APRIL]

What happened to the goats?

They are getting oiled up for tonight.

 

[Bubbles]

This place is full of gays and couples. If you are single, you're outta luck. I'll let my goat sleep with you (distoredmind) for a package of Oscar Myer uncooked weenies.

I'm gay???? I had no idea

 

[distortedmind]

I'll let my goat sleep with you (distoredmind) for a package of Oscar Myer uncooked weenies.

WOW your g0at is called distortedmind too?? what a coincidence and who is this Oscar Myer, and why do you want the poor fellows penis ?