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[LightSleeper]

st00pid thread disrupting my speling abilatys.

WHERE IS THE THREAD STARTER

I kille it. He or she deserved it.

 

[APRIL]

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.

Haven't heard that one before.

 

[Coqui]

Haven't heard that one before.

I hope you're being sarcastic because that one's old as hell

 

[APRIL]

I hope you're being sarcastic because that one's old as hell

I'm not being sarcastic.

 

[Coqui]

I'm not being sarcastic.

Fair enough then. You can add it to your repertoire if you'd like. I didn't create it.

 

[APRIL]

Fair enough then. You can add it to your repertoire if you'd like. I didn't create it.

You believe people on the internets.. bwahahhaa

 

[Coqui]

You believe people on the internets.. bwahahhaa

For that the artillery barrage will not go lightly on you

 

[water]

dear diarry

tongith summer sprayed me with peppar spray. wtf man.? pepper spray? shes crazy or somthin. see it all started like a week ago when i was trying to get int ouch with her. iwas calling her a couple times a day and leaving messages, some with just songs that I thought shed like to hear, but she couldnt call me back cuz i think her cell phone was out of batteries. so i went over to her house and iwaited in this shadow on the side of it. so then summer comes home and i think ill suprise her so i jump out and i go "BOO! ahaha; and at her and see she screams and goes 'get away from me you emo-freek" so im like wtf? i guess she thought i was a prowler or something cuz then she sprayz me with peper spray and kicks me in the nutz then she gets in her car and drives up. so then i had to soak my face in her birdbath til the stinging went away. it f'ing hurt man. so i think im going to call her tommorroww and let her know im ok cuz i dont want her to worry. shed beter answer though cause im getting sick of waiting on her and i got all these othe rgirls wanting me.

ttylkbye

 

[Krazed]

BOYS HAVE PEE PEES GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS

unless youre in tijuana , then its a crapshoot.


edit - unless youre in japan, where the term "crapshoot" takes on an entirely different meaning.

everything's different in japan.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

This thread sucks

 

[Coqui]

This thread sucks

Does it swallow though?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Does it swallow though?

It does whatever you want it to do

 

[Coqui]

It does whatever you want it to do

I'm in love

 

[fly]

dear diarry

tongith summer sprayed me with peppar spray. wtf man.? pepper spray? shes crazy or somthin. see it all started like a week ago when i was trying to get int ouch with her. iwas calling her a couple times a day and leaving messages, some with just songs that I thought shed like to hear, but she couldnt call me back cuz i think her cell phone was out of batteries. so i went over to her house and iwaited in this shadow on the side of it. so then summer comes home and i think ill suprise her so i jump out and i go "BOO! ahaha; and at her and see she screams and goes 'get away from me you emo-freek" so im like wtf? i guess she thought i was a prowler or something cuz then she sprayz me with peper spray and kicks me in the nutz then she gets in her car and drives up. so then i had to soak my face in her birdbath til the stinging went away. it f'ing hurt man. so i think im going to call her tommorroww and let her know im ok cuz i dont want her to worry. shed beter answer though cause im getting sick of waiting on her and i got all these othe rgirls wanting me.

ttylkbye

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT. I FOUGHT THE LOLS AND THE LOLS WON.

 

[Atan Nolme]

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT. I FOUGHT THE LOLS AND THE LOLS WON.

Dear Mr. Fly;

Please have sign up page inform these drive by meatbag members that they have 30 minutes to post. Otherwise they wil be banned and their thread locked.

Sincerely;
A.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dear Mr. Fly;

Please have sign up page inform these drive by meatbag members that they have 30 minutes to post. Otherwise they wil be banned and their thread locked.

Sincerely;
A.

everyone voting it a "1" will also get it locked.

 

[Atan Nolme]

everyone voting it a "1" will also get it locked.

While this is true this place has somewhat turned into a Hawaiians delight.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

While this is true this place has somewhat turned into a Hawaiians delight.

....ya lost me there, cowboy.

 

[Atan Nolme]

....ya lost me there, cowboy.

Hawaiians learned to love a certain meat byproduct during WWII.

 

[APRIL]

For that the artillery barrage will not go lightly on you

I am commander this time!!!