Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

Yeah, I'm very well aware, I just didn't even find it funny and wonder what kind of a sick human would come up with the concept.
A friend of mine really despises cats. Her roommate has one and she is constantly throwing things at it, knocking it off furniture etc. Anyway, haven't you ever watched Alf? Cat stretcher yo.
 
WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CATS!?!?!

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Cats may make my house smell and knock dishes off my stove but they don't try to screw me over like my government wants too. I've never met a cat as mean as the irs.
 
Besides hunting for food (not game)... it takes a retarded person to intentionally hurt another living animal.

Not true at all. One can be highly intelligent and be devoid of any cognitive deficiencies yet still hurt animals. Case in point: medical testing.