Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

Mean Mr. Mustard

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IM NOT BLACCCCK :mad:


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august

I’m always wet in my basement area
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Why yes, I WOULD like to whore out my cat for your amusements.
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august

I’m always wet in my basement area
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I usually cheat- I have a program on my phone that makes them for me, all I have to do is take pics of Maggie on burst-mode and then pick the ones that work best. It's called GifStitch.

I made this one myself, and I think it's too choppy. This is the other cat, my heffalump, George.
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Domon

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so why can you do bangs like said wig? hair does not cooperate or something?
 

august

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Asa- oh, you know. H-moded, nbd. Had both my regular acct and my newly forged dupe (TitsMcGee, fittingly) h-moded within hours of each other. I'm on a third dupe, but nothing looks right, none of my threads are dotfoldered anymore, and I don't feel like wasting time getting all my settings fixed when I'm sure the newest dupe will just get h-moded soon, anyway.

keeping it topical, why Mr. George hates and avoids cameras:
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august

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Quotes are fuckity for me. Anyway, yeah, I have a cowlick, so when my hair is short enough for bangs it just magically parts itself, with the center being right about at my widow's peak. No amount of blowdrying or product or sheer force of will can make the hair stay down.
 

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Quotes are fuckity for me. Anyway, yeah, I have a cowlick, so when my hair is short enough for bangs it just magically parts itself, with the center being right about at my widow's peak. No amount of blowdrying or product or sheer force of will can make the hair stay down.

omfg, I have 2. One in the front that makes my hair look like a hurricane and one in the back that just makes shit stand up. :rant: