Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

[fly]

My kitten is mesmerized by this.

Have we seen pics of said kitten?

 

[Strings]

Have we seen pics of said kitten?

 

[fly]

omg I love him

 

[Strings]

omg I love him

Me too. His name is Jasper.
He's a rebel.

 

[NukesII]

Me too. His name is Jasper.
He's a rebel.
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Heybro

 

[Strings]

Heybro

Hello, Nukes

 

[APRIL]

Me too. His name is Jasper.
He's a rebel.
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ARGH he makes me weak!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Probably gonna have to let Jack go in the next day or two. He is struggling pretty bad.

 

[fly]

Aww fuck

 

[Strings]

The cat is doing great. Very active, sneaky and happy.
Here he is telling me "It's my nap time. Kindly go fuck yourself"

 

[fly]

Henri was watching UFC with me the other night.

 

[Strings]

Jasper is a Hockey fan.

 

[NukesII]

Lucky has taken to napping with me and hugs my feet. He has a foot fetish.

 

[fly]

Lu had a hyperactive thyroid, so we had to take him to get it nuked. Now for the next week we can only touch him for 5 minutes a day, and he can't use the Litter Robot. We gave him a traditional litter box in the office and just removed the one on the lanai. Apparently, he didn't like that we removed the lanai one, because he peed in a box out there. So I just had to clean up radioactive cat pee.

Animals are wonderful.

 

[Strings]

Just dropped Jasper off to be neutered and chipped.
I'm worried about the little demon.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hell be groggy as fuck when you bring him home
Just let em sleep it off and all will be fine

 

[Strings]

Hope he don't hold a grudge.

 

[Strings]

We stopped at Petsmart after dropping him off. The wife wanted to get him a new toy.

I'm not sure he's gonna want to be reminded

 

[fly]

So our newest hates all cats. So we've gotten him a harness so that hopefully everyone will learn that he can't attack anyone and eventually he'll give up. None of the calming hormone shit has worked, nor calming treats, not even a relatively large dose of CBD. He wants to murder.

He loves to eat, so our next idea is to just get him so fat that he gives up on moving much.

 

[Domon]

So our newest hates all cats. So we've gotten him a harness so that hopefully everyone will learn that he can't attack anyone and eventually he'll give up. None of the calming hormone shit has worked, nor calming treats, not even a relatively large dose of CBD. He wants to murder.

He loves to eat, so our next idea is to just get him so fat that he gives up on moving much.

Does he also hate people?