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Apparently [m] has started to become tiresome for the remaining regulars (which I'm happy to hear, by the way).
 
anyone else poop in their shoes and walk around in them to keep their feet warm during the snow storm?

oh hi berticus
 
elpmis said:
anyone else poop in their shoes and walk around in them to keep their feet warm during the snow storm?

oh hi berticus
not usually, but it isn't unoften for me to wait for my roommate to leave her room, shit on her bed and then hide in the closet only to bust out of it and yell "SHITPRISE" when she returns.
same kinda thing, right?
 
Berticus said:
not usually, but it isn't unoften for me to wait for my roommate to leave her room, sh*t on her bed and then hide in the closet only to bust out of it and yell "sh*tPRISE" when she returns.
same kinda thing, right?

Sounds about right.
 
I think this is most of the major players:
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edit: It's a good thing they live underwater. Their enormous heads would snap their thin little necks otherwise.