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wanko80

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animepark13 said:
gotta see your goat, if you havent soiled it to much already :drool:
The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.

The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.

In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.

Here are the positions:

1. "The Flash And Go"

The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.

2. "The Brain"

Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.

3. "The Bat Wing"

This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.


4. "The Goat"

What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Man, how gay of you to want to see that.
 

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wonko80 said:
Man, how gay of you to want to see that.

We play the Game at all occasions.


My buddy keith is about to leave for Iraq and is in a work area right now. The other night they gave them a little bbq to say thanks for the hard work. So anyways keith gets drunk and Goats his friend who is in a serious conversation with his superior about not drinking to much. I thought it was hilarious imagining this kid getting a serious talking to and right behind the sergeant keith has his pants down bent over pulling the goat :fly:
 

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But that's the point of The Game. You aren't gay for showing off your nuts, but the other guy that looks at them is TOTALLY GAY! That's why you kick him, for being a total gaylord cause he looked at your sack.
 

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bast_imret said:
But that's the point of The Game. You aren't gay for showing off your nuts, but the other guy that looks at them is TOTALLY GAY! That's why you kick him, for being a total gaylord cause he looked at your sack.


Hey bast...

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