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Filthy Mind Filthy Beard
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If you uncover some Link Wray or some early Charlie Daniels or something I'm gonna kiss you.
just found a pile of sun studio 45s, I just lack an elvis one for a million dollar quartet set :p
Also found a book full of hank williams
No link wray or CD yet
Ill keep an eye out
Ill decline the kisses, since I dont think youd be able to penetrate the beard
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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It's not that damn hard to keep your pants on. Assuming they were on when you left the house all you have to do is nothing. How hard could it be to do nothing?

Only you can prevent crotch fires.


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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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just found a pile of sun studio 45s, I just lack an elvis one for a million dollar quartet set :p
Also found a book full of hank williams
No link wray or CD yet
Ill keep an eye out
Ill decline the kisses, since I dont think youd be able to penetrate the beard
This is why we love you.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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Don't listen to these motherfuckrers Mustard these are the same people who didn't know who the hell Amos Moses is.
 
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