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[adi]

Happy birthday to me

happy birthday md baba

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Poor cabbie, trying to be relevant

Ood and I already figured out our communication issue. Ignoring that, what I've been talking about has nothing to do with children. It can be used on them, but it can also be used on anything higher order than a fish.
What I'm talking about is a science. It doesn't matter if I have kids. Kids dont change the laws of thermodynamics, they also dont change how operant conditioning works.

 

[nukes]

Poor cabbie, trying to be relevant

Ood and I already figured out our communication issue. Ignoring that, what I've been talking about has nothing to do with children. It can be used on them, but it can also be used on anything higher order than a fish.
What I'm talking about is a science. It doesn't matter if I have kids. Kids dont change the laws of thermodynamics, they also dont change how operant conditioning works.

Thanks, 9 year engineering student.
Enlightening.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Beat your dogs so they stop eating cat shit

 

[wetwillie]

He doesn't have kids, you and I do.

Slightly unfair - he has step-children that share the same living space. Been there, done that. Even if he doesn't parent them I am confident he is instructing and possibly reprimanding them as necessary. And providing financial support.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hey cabbie, what are you going to insult me with in the spring when I graduate and you're still a cabbie?

 

[wetwillie]

Beat your dogs so they stop eating cat shit

But why - it's good for the planet. Recycling at it's finest.

 

[HipHugHer]

Spike the cat turds with Tabasco sauce.

 

[wetwillie]

Spike the cat turds with Tabasco sauce.

That would have never stopped my French Bulldog. He'd eat a flaming CHeeto, shake his head, sneeze and come back for more. Oh wait, you meant to speed the process?

 

[wetwillie]

"Flaming Cheeto" - FFS, that belongs in politics.

 

[HipHugHer]

That would have never stopped my French Bulldog. He'd eat a flaming CHeeto, shake his head, sneeze and come back for more. Oh wait, you meant to speed the process?

Worked for this little Spitz we had.
Fill syringe with hot sauce.
Inject inside turd.
Leave that great turd flavor on the outside.
Place turd back in litterbox.
Lie in wait.
Subject chews on turd.
Subject associates turd with "I don't like that".
Positive reinforcement for the entire household.
Plus you get to play with turds!

 

[Frau Blugher]

imma google lizzie borden

She was acquitted i think .

 

[adi]

She was acquitted i think .

yes i read frau baba
hence the oj reference

 

[Strings]

yes i read frau baba
hence the oj reference

She invented a sure cure for a headache.

 

[adi]

She invented a sure cure for a headache.

quicker than a crocin too

 

[Frau Blugher]

quicker than a crocin too

Your ex poisoned the saffron ?

 

[Immigrant]

Some men we just can't reach, so we get what we have here last week. I don't like it any more than you do.

Fun fact

Telly Savalas was slated to portray Luke but he was in Europe and had a fear of flying. Couldn’t get back fast enough so Paul Newman got the gig.

Worked.

 

[HipHugHer]

The more people I meet and the more stories I hear the more I think I was actually raised in a Norman Rockwell painting.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Fun fact

Telly Savalas was slated to portray Luke but he was in Europe and had a fear of flying. Couldn’t get back fast enough so Paul Newman got the gig.

Worked.

Newman hopped in his volvo with the 442 mod and was there that afternoon .

 

[HipHugHer]

Fun fact

Telly Savalas was slated to portray Luke but he was in Europe and had a fear of flying. Couldn’t get back fast enough so Paul Newman got the gig.

Worked.

Anything Telly gets a gravy.