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[nukes]

If you shoot film on one of your own properties you get two pay- cheques .
Why pay to rent someone else's property at $10-20,000 / day or more , if it's your property you can name your price .

Please learn to spell paycheck.
You guys do spell soccer properly it's a great start.

 

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[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

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[Strings]

Boy. That Eddie sure gets around.

 

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[Strings]

Pick one, Eddie. You can't have both.
There can be only one.

 

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[Strings]

I kinda like it. I'm no bike thief. But, just for reference. All I have handy is a pocket knife. Should I try cutting through the cable or the fence?

 

[Frau Blugher]

I kinda like it. I'm no bike thief. But, just for reference. All I have handy is a pocket knife. Should I try cutting through the cable or the fence?

Was going to reply but the words " reasonable cyclist " came up and i caught myself in time .

 

[nukes]

I kinda like it. I'm no bike thief. But, just for reference. All I have handy is a pocket knife. Should I try cutting through the cable or the fence?

Knowing the way those fences are assembled, you could probably just kick the crossbeam out of the fencepost in two or three kicks.

 

[Strings]

Knowing the way those fences are assembled, you could probably just kick the crossbeam out of the fencepost in two or three kicks.

The lock chain is around the crossbeam pretty tight. I'll look like I'm headed to a joust or crucifixion.

 

[nukes]

The lock chain is around the crossbeam pretty tight. I'll look like I'm headed to a joust or crucifixion.

Burn it with fire.
Use gasoline as a catalyst.

 

[nukes]

Wood is a big pussy.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Wood is a big pussy.

Only for queer lumberjacks , big boi .

 

[Frau Blugher]

Which tree is the sexiest ?

 

[Frau Blugher]

Xmas trees are whores i guess .

 

[nukes]

Which tree is the sexiest ?

Knotty wood

 

[Frau Blugher]

Knotty wood

Don't tell anyone but freemason's conduct sex rituals on acacia altar's .