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[august]

No velvet Elvis?

we don't have a Velvis yet, but we do have an Elvis who watches over us when we're Taking Care of Business

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

finally starting to decorate the house and the fake living room definitely has a theme (the actual living room is in the basement, this room is on the main level but we don't really hang out there)

"Fake living room" is a creative euphemism for what is clearly a sex dungeon.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"Fake living room" is a creative euphemism for what is clearly a sex dungeon.

Where else would you hang a velvet painting of kenny rogers?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Where else would you hang a velvet painting of kenny rogers?

You already know that panther smells like Sasquatch's dick.

 

[JAXvillain]

we don't have a Velvis yet, but we do have an Elvis who watches over us when we're Taking Care of Business
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Flamed maple?

 

[JAXvillain]

"Fake living room" is a creative euphemism for what is clearly a sex dungeon.

It's called a bondage chamber. Seen WAY too many of those.

 

[august]

"Fake living room" is a creative euphemism for what is clearly a sex dungeon.

any room can be a sex dungeon if you're tacky enough

 

[august]

Flamed maple?

no idea, we usually grab this stuff from garage sales and thrift stores, although we did get Kenny online.

the panther is so terrible, Jason bought it at a yard sale and they wouldn't even let him pay for it, they were like no, please, just take it away

 

[august]

to clarify on the TCBI mean he watches us poop. and to further clarify with all this sex dungeon talk, he's in the bathroom, over the toilet.

 

[Jehannum]

Flamed maple?

That's pine or fir.

 

[Jehannum]

to clarify on the TCBI mean he watches us poop. and to further clarify with all this sex dungeon talk, he's in the bathroom, over the toilet.

I like the wall sconce. Reminds me of the ones in my grandmother's house in Madison.

 

[august]

Jason says "our finished basement has a secret entrance to an unfinished basement, obviously if we were going to have a fuck dungeon it would be there (but then nobody would see the velvet paintings)"

 

[Mikeawesome]

you need a jeff goldblum in the bathroom

 

[Petunia]

this pic just clogged my arteries

 

[Petunia]

man I miss my 20s

 

[Mikeawesome]

arent you single now

 

[wetwillie]

this pic just clogged my arteries

But the taters would clear your butt

 

[wetwillie]

arent you single now

She'll be more interested if you sell that stock high.

 

[Petunia]

arent you single now

yes, the gag reflexes are a bit rusty.

 

[Mod Bot]