[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

[Petunia]

Consider it mileage in the bank for the end of the lease.

i guess... but fakkk i could have banked the $800 monthly payments for a few months.
we dont need 2 cars right now like at all

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Huh?

Is this a Gay[M]en thing?

Yeah, a Facebook check link of who supports Trump on your friends list. Just those two came up. It amused me.

 

[OOD]

i guess... but fakkk i could have banked the $800 monthly payments for a few months.
we dont need 2 cars right now like at all

I could get by with one moped for the entire family right now.

 

[APRIL]

That looks like something a 40-50 year old guy who still wears a chaps+fierce sleeveless shirt would drive. Dude is named @flyize but everyone calls him "Zac" for some reason.

And you're surprised that the old car is in such good shape considering it's driven drunk half the time.

Fixed for you.

 

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[Mr. Argumentor]

Not my best work but the dogs wont get muddy feet coming in

 

[Petunia]

I could get by with one moped for the entire family right now.

for real!!!!

 

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[Valve1138]

$10 it's @Dory

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

$10 it's @Dory

You're right. Now give me my ten dollars! Physio was fed up of chiselling away at moving the frozen ice cap that is my kneecap and so thought turning me into a pin cushion would soften things up.

 

[Mikeawesome]

It wont

 

[APRIL]

It wont

Placebo effect is a powerful drug.

 

[Valve1138]

Placebo effect is a powerful drug.

Is that why you guys stick to KoKaine?

 

[Immigrant]

Is that a bird on a half eaten potato?

 

[APRIL]

Is that why you guys stick to KoKaine?

I haven't touched that stuff in like... ten years.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Wow you're a cokehed

 

[Valve1138]

I haven't touched that stuff in like... ten years.

It was Krab with a K joke. duhhh.

 

[APRIL]

It was Krab with a K joke. duhhh.

Of course, that was quite apparent.

 

[APRIL]

Wow you're a cokehed

I NEED MY NEXT FIX, MIKE!