[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

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Are you trying to grow plants on your bed?
Probably at least some wood and a mature bush.

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Write back "Please confirm with actual first hand experience the existence of an afterlife before contacting me again. Thank you".
 
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Or if you really want to cause trouble... grab some ashes out of the BBQ and mail them back in an envelope claiming they're your late stepdad.

No return address, no identity, and I'm assuming this person mails out the same shit to piles of people so they'll have no way of knowing who the ashes are. And of course they'll want to treat them with dignity, I hope...
 
I used to post on a different forum with a guy whose every post would start with "Now that time has passed and everyone's had a chance to grieve", and then would finish it with "God bless George Bush and the 101st Airborne!".

He died, and now I wish I'd received one of those letters from someone about him. I would have laughed and laughed.
 
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