[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

[Strings]

Hey, @fly Im gonna burn this into everything I make now!

You don't plan on having anymore kids do ya?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You don't plan on having anymore kids do ya?

I was gonna burn it into the one I have but he wouldnt hold still

 

[Strings]

I was gonna burn it into the one I have but he wouldnt hold still

It does sound like it would last a lot longer than a magic marker makeover in his sleep.

 

[wetwillie]

Laser? Hand? Chemical burn w/stencil? The people want to know. Looks good.

 

[Jehannum]

No, the Laura waits, while the Master Bates.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[wetwillie]

I want to hear from men who hate Laura Bates. I've sniffed her work, seems to have a lot of broad-brush(no sniffing the book!) ideas.

 

[gee]

you're supposed to be burning dickbutt into everything, not this texas star shit.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Jehannum]

Damn @Dory, I know it's been a while since you could get to the salon, but you could at least trim your pubes back enough to fit in the pyjamas.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Damn @Dory, I know it's been a while since you could get to the salon, but you could at least trim your pubes back enough to fit in the pyjamas.

It's too late, the bush is sentient now

 

[JAXvillain]

It's too late, the bush is sentient now

Does it speak like Moses and the burning bush?

 

[Jehannum]

It's too late, the bush is sentient now

Does Joe swing through it like Tarzan?

 

[Ex` ange]

Does it speak like Moses and the burning bush?

A burning bush is a whole other problem.

 

[Jehannum]

Does it speak like Moses and the burning bush?

I believe that's what antibiotics are for.

 

[JAXvillain]

A burning bush is a whole other problem.

Vaginal discharge

 

[Jehannum]

Vaginal discharge

You don't get to talk about my kids that way.

 

[Ex` ange]

Vaginal discharge

That's a great band name.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's a great band name.

Pretty sure it's taken