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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I’m pretty sure kikis phone takes better nudes

Wanna find out

 

[tre]

Wanna find out

Tempting...

 

[Josh]

I’m pretty sure kikis phone takes better nudes

At the minimum better fupa pics.

 

[gee]

bwahhahahahaha

You are quite the enigma. Tough looking guy with a skull ring and a fuck you attitude, but the minute a little dog runs into your yard scared for her life from the impending storm, you scoop her up and take selfies with her. I can actually hear your ovaries purring when you think about her.

Dog ownership does that to literally everyone.

 

[fly]

i doubt it

They literally all do the same shit. The only *possibly* perceptible difference these days is the camera, and Apple hasn't been at the top of that list for quite some time.

 

[Petunia]

They literally all do the same shit. The only *possibly* perceptible difference these days is the camera, and Apple hasn't been at the top of that list for quite some time.

can his phone find his kid?
can his phone check his resting heart rate
can his phone FACETIME
nope

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Why the hell would you mention facetime? There are dozens of alternatives for that out there right now.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Jehannum]

can his phone find his kid?
can his phone check his resting heart rate
can his phone FACETIME
nope

Yes, all of those things my shitty motorola can do.

 

[Valve1138]

Motorola. The Nissan of cell phone brands.

 

[Jehannum]

Motorola. The Nissan of cell phone brands.

shh, now kiki will want one.

 

[Valve1138]

As we have this discussion and I take a shit on a phone costing over a grand, I'll most likely get and iPhone 12 DICKMAX Edition when it comes out.

My current XS MAX ePeen Edition is two years old, and starting to feel slightly flaccid.

 

[Valve1138]

Unless I blow my load on one of these since gyms are death traps.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

can his phone find his kid?
can his phone check his resting heart rate
can his phone FACETIME
nope

If I wanna know where your kid is I just as @fly

 

[Jehannum]

As we have this discussion and I take a shit on a phone costing over a grand, I'll most likely get and iPhone 12 DICKMAX Edition when it comes out.

My current XS MAX ePeen Edition is two years old, and starting to feel slightly flaccid.

I just bought my Moto G POWAH Stylus edition.

Seems fine. Was kind of a lateral move from my LG G7 ThinQ, but at least the G POWAH gets software updates once in a while.

 

[Domon]

can his phone find his kid?
can his phone check his resting heart rate
can his phone FACETIME
nope

yes... literally all those things.

1) Google maps location sharing/Trusted Contacts

Trusted Contacts Help

Official Trusted Contacts Help Center where you can find tips and tutorials on using Trusted Contacts and other answers to frequently asked questions.

contacts.google.com

2) Sure, hooks up to bluetooth fitness devices like any other phone, documents and records through google fit.

Google Fit

Coaching you to a healthier and more active life

www.google.com

3) Google Duo or literally any other video app

Google Duo - Free High-Quality Video Calling App

Google Duo is a free, simple video calling app that brings you face-to-face with the people who matter most. Group call with 32 participants today.

duo.google.com

All baked into the OS. And if you didnt wanna use those? Go download a different app, get skype for video calling, use myfitnesspal for heartrate tracking, etc.

 

[fly]

can his phone find his kid?
can his phone check his resting heart rate
can his phone FACETIME
nope

Obviously yes.

You're picking the wrong group of people to have this argument with.

 

[Petunia]

Obviously yes.

You're picking the wrong group of people to have this argument with.

fight me

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fight me

ew no I dont wanna get poutine on me

 

[Domon]

fight me