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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I came into work to find our shop bench vice like this
No one knows what happened
Fuckin idiots

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Domon]

I came into work to find our shop bench vice like this
No one knows what happened
Fuckin idiots

thats a forklift related injury

 

[Valve1138]

Someone used a breaker bar on the fucking thing to tighten it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is why we cant have nice things

 

[gee]

I came into work to find our shop bench vice like this
No one knows what happened
Fuckin idiots

Sorry, I put my dick in a vice, but popped a boner.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

explains why it smelled of poutine

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[tre]

Another bonus of sobriety is avoiding that abomination

 

[gee]

Proof that there is no god.

Fuck.

 

[Peppers]

I wonder if they have hot dog water flavor?

 

[wetwillie]

What is wrong with you people? That would make a perfectly acceptable Bloody Mary.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Immigrant]

“I want a tattoo that says I wanna skullfuck you with my fist next time we’re at a ‘50s themed diner.”

 

[Immigrant]

I actually really like that.

 

[Immigrant]

“I want a tattoo that says I wanna skullfuck you with my fist next time we’re at a ‘50s themed diner.”

“And make it look like the fist dropped a taco after only one bite.”

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

“I want a tattoo that says I wanna skullfuck you with my fist next time we’re at a ‘50s themed diner.”

Its a memorial tat for a dead artist friend of mine

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I posted mainly to highlight my sunburn. Other side of the tat incoming