[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

[Darth Handsome]

I’d kind of enjoy some useful masturbating about now.

Your peen would work better if you stopped wallowing in self pity so much

 

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[Darth Handsome]

Elizabeth was way prettier than that

 

[wetwillie]

Elizabeth was way prettier than that

That guy's a mutt compared to Ric Flair.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont see any slim jims

 

[Darth Handsome]

And Flys stupid hairdo still looks ridiculous

 

[fly]

That guy's a mutt compared to Ric Flair.

Lots of people were dressed up for a Ric Flair event at Angry Chair brewery. There was a dude dressed up as Hulk too. He actually brought 6 copies of the same shirt, so he could rip them off. Shit was hilarious.

Also, Macho Man's imitation of Macho Man was fucking incredible.

 

[fly]

And Flys stupid hairdo still looks ridiculous

At least some things never change around here!

 

[Darth Handsome]

At least some things never change around here!

Come by the house, I'll give you a man's haircut, no charge

 

[fly]

Come by the house, I'll give you a man's haircut, no charge

Just got one yesterday! I have a standing 5 week appointment with my hairdresser.

 

[adi]

Come by the house, I'll give you a man's haircut, no charge

imma call you right said fred no.1

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[tre]

You need about an ounce of cocaine to get macho enough

 

[tre]

Just got one yesterday! I have a standing 5 week appointment with my hairdresser.

They are called hairstylists these days you uncultured swine

 

[Darth Handsome]

I gotta say you guys are total poofs

 

[OOD]

They are called hairstylists these days you uncultured swine

I see a beautician so I can get my nails done too.

 

[tre]

I see a beautician so I can get my nails done too.

Dealing with the likes of you, it wouldn’t be prudent to call them beauticians.

 

[OOD]

Dealing with the likes of you, it wouldn’t be prudent to call them beauticians.

Nobody said it was an easy job.