Sis just had her third child an hour ago. I have new clientele to work with now!
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you've never corrupted the younger girl, clearly she'll turn out fine. When the older one ends up in trouble later in life im going to tie everything back to your influence.
I'm part of her upbringing and influential in her path in life. I think that qualifies.ill be sure to send her your way for advice when she wants to go on a cruise with an old dude she just met.
I didn't tell my parents when I did that... I'd give her the same advice. Look how well we turned out! WORTH IT
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Alright everyone Momo just pre-emptively won the gross out contest .
Saved us all a lot of trouble .
Fake music media has always been around , but never the defining model and force majeure like today .
Utah has a s t r a n g e visitor’s center.
I’d be willing to bet if you use any public restroom there (or grab a door handle) that the Mormons collect the dna later for their ultra-gigantic database that they’re compiling to fucking know more about everybody than everybody else. Then take over the world. Magic undies for all!!
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Joseph Smith was a prophet.
Jesus preached to Indians.
Cracking of the surrounds like that can only come from cranking The Macarena too loud.
For the sake of your replacement speakers, and everyone within earshot, please fuck off and play something else, asshole.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
The offending speaker has been replaced
The one in the other door was on its way out as well
No macarena was played on these, but they suffered much abuse from the likes of clutch and tool
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