This is some funny shirt.

daddy no daddy no daddy no
I'm tired of licking those skin balls so
I bend over and spread my legs to let you know
this is the socket where your plug should go
 
Daddy always used to say
stick your finger in that socket and you will pay
but it was sticky and warm and completed the day
now daddy fills it all the way
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Daddy said he was out of milk
Boy that made me feel terrible
I asked brother Jimmy for some milk
But all he could give was a pathetic dribble
The men at the bar sure were helpful though
They even gave me a milk balloon for later
hahaha a doggie bag for home, classic
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
I wanted to go to the park
But daddy said no because of the dark
I snuck out and went on a lark
And caught daddy that big shark
Feeding milk to my friend Mark
hahahhaa
 
1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish
for dinner daddy served his milk in a dish
before I sipped it he said "close your eyes and make a wish"
he shoved his poo in my mouth and it was delish!
 
there once was a thread in this place
where being the funniest became a race
one dude thought he won and bragged a ton
but then drool took a shit on his face

wait, what?