This is some funny shirt.

[simple]

daddy no daddy no daddy no
I'm tired of licking those skin balls so
I bend over and spread my legs to let you know
this is the socket where your plug should go

 

[simple]

we are all going to hell now

 

[Syrup Beaver]

and by "friends" I mean uncle richard

Uncle Richard gives me more milk than daddy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Let me just say, I fucking LOVE this thread
I wish I could hug it
And maybe taste it
but just a little

 

[APRIL]

we are all going to hell now

As long as we all can get some wall socket plugging there too.

 

[fly]

Let me just say, I fucking LOVE this thread
I wish I could hug it
And maybe taste it
but just a little

Makes you want a son too, huh?

this thread

 

[simple]

As long as we all can get some wall socket plugging there too.

I would imagine there are a lot of extension cords down there ...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Daddy said he was out of milk
Boy that made me feel terrible
I asked brother Jimmy for some milk
But all he could give was a pathetic dribble
The men at the bar sure were helpful though
They even gave me a milk balloon for later

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

so what if I wanna plug my american plug into a european socket?
Do I need an adapter?

 

[simple]

Daddy always used to say
stick your finger in that socket and you will pay
but it was sticky and warm and completed the day
now daddy fills it all the way

 

[simple]

Daddy said he was out of milk
Boy that made me feel terrible
I asked brother Jimmy for some milk
But all he could give was a pathetic dribble
The men at the bar sure were helpful though
They even gave me a milk balloon for later

hahaha a doggie bag for home, classic

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wanted to go to the park
But daddy said no because of the dark
I snuck out and went on a lark
And caught daddy that big shark
Feeding milk to my friend Mark

 

[fly]

Daddy filled my socket
with fido's red rocket
now the knot is a knockin
and my ass is a rockin
man this is a good summer

 

[simple]

I wanted to go to the park
But daddy said no because of the dark
I snuck out and went on a lark
And caught daddy that big shark
Feeding milk to my friend Mark

hahahhaa

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Daddy hired a plumber
Boy that guy couldn't be dumber
I asked for milk and he went to the coolerator
I said not that kind and pulled down his trousers
He was wearing mommy's butterfly vibrator
His nozzle tasted like schnauzer

 

[simple]

1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish
for dinner daddy served his milk in a dish
before I sipped it he said "close your eyes and make a wish"
he shoved his poo in my mouth and it was delish!

 

[fly]

There once was a man named tucker
he liked my 7 year old pucker
he tossed in his cock
it was hard as a rock
i cried all night

 

[bast_imret]

this thread is sooooo disturbing

 

[Syrup Beaver]

1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish
for dinner daddy served his milk in a dish
before I sipped it he said "close your eyes and make a wish"
he shoved his poo in my mouth and it was delish!

Aahahahahahahahaha

*breathe*

ahahahahahahahaha

 

[simple]

there once was a thread in this place
where being the funniest became a race
one dude thought he won and bragged a ton
but then drool took a shit on his face

wait, what?