"Daddy's milk, it's saltier than mommy's but it comes from her butt"elpmis said:oh wait, yes I can:
"Daddy's milk, it's not so salty when it's passed to me from big brother's mouth"
"One night when daddy was asleep his friends plugged in and gave me a lollipop after"elpmis said:
Why wasn't I a special wall socket as a kid. I feel jipped... wtf.elpmis said: