Thread This is my bi-weekly Maureen love thread

[thintoast]

What do you mean lot of?

Penis.

 

[hydra]

In and around face while rolling air tight with hard Bros, sometimes pos.

 

[Coqui]

here i will give you an example. I know you work a shit job for min wage. they pay you every 2 weeks and thus you get paid bi-weekly

Oh, I thought it meant you turned bi for Maureen weekly

 

[Duke]

shit thread lock and permafuck the OP.

#skullfuckpermaban

 

[Petunia]

At least King Wonkeye loves meeeeeee

 

[Peppers]

@Maureen can you have CEO buy wickie a new eye before you dump him?

 

[Petunia]

@Maureen can you have CEO buy wickie a new eye before you dump him?

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Lmfaoooooo

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

@Maureen can you have CEO buy wickie a new eye before you dump him?

both my eyes worked perfectly until i saw a pic of your last girlfriend

 

[Coqui]

both my eyes worked perfectly until i saw a pic of your last girlfriend

but his last girlfriend was your mom

 

[Duke]

boom

 

[Petunia]

both my eyes worked perfectly until i saw a pic of your last girlfriend

Ok this is where you lost the good battle Wickie!
Everyone knows @yeppersis a lady.

 

[Coqui]

Ok this is where you lost the good battle Wickie!
Everyone knows @yeppersis a lady.

And ladies can't have girlfriends? I thought you were open minded.

 

[Petunia]

And ladies can't have girlfriends? I thought you were open minded.

@yeppers is promised to me.
#ArrangedMarriage

 

[Peppers]

Hey man, I was just trying to help wickie not be a cripple anymore. Oh well, fuck that winking at everything mofo.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

but his last girlfriend was your mom

is this supposed to bother me?I have no mom. she ran out when i was a few months old and my dad raised me by himself

 

[Coqui]

is this supposed to bother me?I have no mom. she ran out when i was a few months old and my dad raised me by himself

No it wasn't supposed to bother you. It was supposed to be as stupid of a retort as saying, "oooh your girlfriend" comment

 

[Duke]

is this supposed to bother me?I have no mom. she ran out when i was a few months old and my dad raised me by himself

She made the right choice

 

[hydra]

bwaha he fucking torched your ass wickie.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i pay him no mind. neckbeards are funny creatures