This is JUST Wrong...

[fly]

bahahahahahahaha

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Gotta be genetic. I drink far too much and practically live on spicy food, never had it in my life. Of course when I was 9 I also ate half an ice cream cake in one sitting.

We could be twins

Except that now that I'm older, fast "food" causes my stomach to ache - but no heartburn

 

[simple]

 

[Fat Burger]

Chewable and caplet Pepto can turn your poop black. Don't ask how I know.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

I'm inclined to believe that stomach distress is your body's way of saying 'Never do that again you jackass!'

Like that ever kept you, me or a million other jackasses in the world from ever going back to the bar...

 

[Candy]

i get killer heartburn because i drink too much and like spicy food. i just assumed that's why kids were getting it also.

LOL - yeah, WTF are the kids doing drinking so much anyway? Funny, I thought the same damn thing when I saw this.