WTF This.....Is..........Jeopardy!

[Strings]

What is the Raping of Nanking Province?

Unit 731, Nukes ... horrible.

 

[HipHugHer]

Hips will know the answer. He's from texas and he's still smarter than you twats*


*if you dont know what twat rhymes with, gfy

What is, close on counts in.


Or...


What is spending the afternoon in a canoe with a woman and 2 kids who don't know anything about canoes.

 

[nukes]

What is, close on counts in.


Or...


What is spending the afternoon in a canoe with a woman and 2 kids who don't know anything about canoes.

Dude we warned you...

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im surprised you managed to squeeze your fat ass into a canoe. Even more so considering your fat kids were also in there.

 

[nukes]

She said "i wanna make love to you in the WORST way!"
So i took her out to the middle of the lake in the canoe and we did it standing up.

 

[nukes]

Im surprised you managed to squeeze your fat ass into a canoe. Even more so considering your fat kids were also in there.

His "kids" are only about 10 years younger than him.
Daddy brohammer!

 

[Strings]

What is, close on counts in.


Or...


What is spending the afternoon in a canoe with a woman and 2 kids who don't know anything about canoes.

Toss one overboard, watch the other two get in line.

 

[nukes]

Toss one overboard, watch the other two get in line.

Words to live by.

 

[Darth Handsome]

His "kids" are only about 10 years younger than him.
Daddy brohammer!

No Ninja Edit this time?
It's "younger than he."

 

[nukes]

No Ninja Edit this time?
It's "younger than he."

Why bother when you are so far up my ass you can taste what I had for dinner last night?
Titus would know what to do.

Edit this comes off as both funNY and mean.
I can't cut out the mean without affecting the funny, story of my life.

 

[Strings]

Why bother when you are so far up my ass you can taste what I had for dinner last night?
Titus would know what to do.

Edit this comes off as both funNY and mean.
I can't cut out the mean without affecting the funny, story of my life.

Well, what did Nukes have for dinner last night @Darth Handsome ?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Well, what did Nukes have for dinner last night @Darth Handsome ?

Fucked if I know. I'll never crawl up that Jew's ass unless i see the $5 up front.

 

[HipHugHer]

Dude we warned you...

It's the best I could do texting underwater through a zip lock bag.

 

[HipHugHer]

Im surprised you managed to squeeze your fat ass into a canoe. Even more so considering your fat kids were also in there.

The kids are in good shape.

They're not my kids.

 

[nukes]

The kids are in good shape.

They're not my kids.

Good line, worked for Woody Allen.

 

[HipHugHer]

Good line, worked for Woody Allen.

Doing my best to fatten them up though. All they ate today was bread and sugar. Pancakes with a ton of syrup for breakfast. Cupcakes with a ton of frosting for lunch.

I'm their favorite.

 

[nukes]

Doing my best to fatten them up though. All they ate today was bread and sugar. Pancakes with a ton of syrup for breakfast. Cupcakes with a ton of frosting for lunch.

I'm their favorite.

Sure you are.
"Sit on Uncle Wills knee, kids!"

UncleBuck...

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Doing my best to fatten them up though. All they ate today was bread and sugar. Pancakes with a ton of syrup for breakfast. Cupcakes with a ton of frosting for lunch.

I'm their favorite.

goddammit that sounds amazing right now.

 

[Strings]

Sure you are.
"Sit on Uncle Wills knee, kids!"

UncleBuck...

Hips would make an awesome uncle.
Bet he could teach a kid how to skin and gut a squirrel with a toothpick and roast it with a broken Bic lighter.

 

[HipHugHer]

Sure you are.
"Sit on Uncle Wills knee, kids!"

UncleBuck...

Please don't cite the movie that quotes come from. Chances are I don't remember it and I prefer to think you guys are actually original and sharp-witted.