Hawt This is how imagine most of WAW's pick-up attempts go

[water]

This is how I imagine most of WAW's pick-up attempts go



Excuse the camera recording the TV nonsense, why people do this crap?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

 

[Duke]

'I want to be friends with your heinie'

I might actually try to use that.

 

[Floptical]

'I want to be friends with your heinie'

I might actually try to use that.

That sure beats your "hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Onnotangu]

I wish I had half the animal magnetism..and hair Shirley has.

 

[Duke]

That sure beats your "hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I've upped my game and have graduated to 'It puts the lotion on it's skin'.

 

[DJBrenton]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in my van.

 

[plot]

Shhh... Lets not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[tre]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in my van.

That's kinda like fly's , but replace "knife" with "ice cream" and "van" with "96 Buick"

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Only one I've ever needed was "G'day", bitches love "G'day"

 

[b_sinning]

Instead of trying to do another stupid Stepbrothers movie they should do another Ron movie.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That dude is completely and totally unfunny.


Yeah, I said it.
So what?

 

[kiwi]

That dude is completely and totally unfunny.


Yeah, I said it.
So what?

I also can't stand Will Ferrell. I was pissed when he was on the office, but luckily only lasted like 2 episodes.

 

[chimney]

Not a fan of Will Ferrell here as well. He is kind of amusing, but I don't understand how people find him so funny.

 

[fly]

The last cop movie he did with Marky Mark was fucking hilarious

 

[APRIL]

That is soooooo what I imagine WAW to be like around the ladies.

 

[APRIL]

"I am important; my aunt won several grammy's and my uncles nephew is a nobel prize winner. My condo that I did not get inspected reeks of mahogany and stale vomit."

 

[water]

"I am important; my aunt won several grammy's and my uncles nephew is a nobel prize winner. My condo that I did not get inspected reeks of mahogany and stale vomit."

"I don't know how to say this, but.....I work for a little company called CNN, perhaps you've heard of it?"