This is exciting!

[Applesauce]

The speedbumps on the road to love

And you.

 

[ZRH]

Waiting.

 

[plot]

I'd let her give me bumpy dick syndrome.

 

[fly]

She could get it

 

[Coqui]

Not with those elb.....


yeah I'd hit it

 

[JAXvillain]

Hair looks greasy and she's related to ZRH. Pass.

 

[CletusJones]

The speedbumps on the road to love

a+ sir

 

[Sarcasmo]

You would have no idea if you had it or not.

Like HPV... the majority of the population has it. It's only bad for women, but it doesn't always show symptoms. Two too many STD's lying dormant.

Dudes can get ass and throat cancer from HPV, among others.

 

[JAXvillain]

Michael Douglas

 

[APRIL]

Dudes can get ass and throat cancer from HPV, among others.

Meh, that's not genitalia so it's not as bad.

Plus its more rare.

 

[DJBrenton]

Hair looks greasy and she's related to ZRH. Pass.

I was going to make a comment about sunflower oil but didn't.

 

[Casper]

I was going to make a comment about sunflower oil but didn't.

Think of it as lube on tap.

Also, would hit.

 

[ZRH]

Her mother is like 100% Italian. Doesnt even look like most of my family.

In any case the damage so far is
2 counts of grand larceny in the 3rd degree
Debit Card fraud
Theft of services
Mail fraud
Forgery
Identity theft

 

[Coqui]

Her mother is like 100% Italian. Doesnt even look like most of my family.

In any case the damage so far is
2 counts of grand larceny in the 3rd degree
Debit Card fraud
Theft of services
Mail fraud
Forgery
Identity theft

One less person to feed now. (Unless you don't plan on pressing charges)

 

[Casper]

Her mother is like 100% Italian. Doesnt even look like most of my family.

In any case the damage so far is
2 counts of grand larceny in the 3rd degree
Debit Card fraud
Theft of services
Mail fraud
Forgery
Identity theft

Even better.

 

[ZRH]

Even better.

Yo bro, I wouldnt pick wops over my family

 

[Casper]

Yo bro, I wouldnt pick wops over my family

I know too much about your family.

 

[ZRH]

I know too much about your family.

Then you can't say you came in blind 8)

 

[Casper]

Then you can't say you came in blind 8)

Can I borrow $1,500?

 

[ZRH]

Can I borrow $1,500?

Can I have the title to your land?