Thread this country has no decent snacks

[APRIL]

Our breathe doesn't stink as bad as American's do.

References please.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Our breathe doesn't stink as bad as American's do.

That's because God washed all your mouths out not too long ago. HEY-O!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

References please.

follow along spastic.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

That's because God washed all your mouths out not too long ago. HEY-O!

Who?

 

[Amstel]

 

[APRIL]

follow along spastic.

Americans are not known for their stinky breath (no e) thank you very much. Hmpf!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Americans are not known for their stinky breath (no e) thank you very much. Hmpf!

Rubbish. This is why every store is so stocked up with chewing gum.

 

[Amstel]

there should be a special tax on people that use the word 'rubbish.'

 

[eileenbunny]

Rubbish. This is why every store is so stocked up with chewing gum.

We like to imitate cows.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Rubbish. This is why every store is so stocked up with chewing gum.

We demand gum. Out of vanity. Gum manufacturers and retailers aren't saying "Jesus Christ, you people stink."

 

[OzSTEEZ]

We demand gum. Out of vanity. Gum manufacturers and retailers aren't saying "Jesus Christ, you people stink."

Yeah you demand it because you can smell your own breath, and it reeks.

 

[APRIL]

As hard as I try, I cannot smell my own breath.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Don't worry, I can. Jesus Christ.

 

[APRIL]

Don't worry, I can. Jesus Christ.

What the hell are you eating, halitosis boy?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

As hard as I try, I cannot smell my own breath.

Then how do you know it doesn't stink?

 

[Sarcasmo]

What the hell are you eating, halitosis boy?

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BREATH.

SEE, THE JOKE WAS THAT YOU WERE LIKE "WHAT DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I CAN'T SMELL IT."

AND THEN I WAS ALL "IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP. WOW."

BUT THEN YOU WERE LIKE "I'M GONNA TURN THIS BACK AROUND ON HIM."

SO THEN I HAD TO RESPOND LIKE "WTF, THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT. HERE LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU."

AND NOW EVERYONE'S ALL "GOD, MAKE IT STOP ALREADY."

WHICH IS STUPID, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUN TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A CARGO PLANE AND IN ORDER TO HEAR EACH OTHER OVER THE SOUND OF THE ROARING ENGINES WE HAVE TO TALK IN A SHOUTING VOICE. ALSO, IT WOULD BE COOLER IF THERE WERE CRATES OF ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT THAT'S PROBABLY ON THE MORE ASIAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN ROUTES.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

WHAT?

 

[APRIL]

Then how do you know it doesn't stink?

Fly will tell me when it stinks.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BREATH.

SEE, THE JOKE WAS THAT YOU WERE LIKE "WHAT DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I CAN'T SMELL IT."

AND THEN I WAS ALL "IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP. WOW."

BUT THEN YOU WERE LIKE "I'M GONNA TURN THIS BACK AROUND ON HIM."

SO THEN I HAD TO RESPOND LIKE "WTF, THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT. HERE LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU."

AND NOW EVERYONE'S ALL "GOD, MAKE IT STOP ALREADY."

WHICH IS STUPID, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUN TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A CARGO PLANE AND IN ORDER TO HEAR EACH OTHER OVER THE SOUND OF THE ROARING ENGINES WE HAVE TO TALK IN A SHOUTING VOICE. ALSO, IT WOULD BE COOLER IF THERE WERE CRATES OF ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT THAT'S PROBABLY ON THE MORE ASIAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN ROUTES.

!!!

 

[Amstel]

WHICH IS STUPID, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUN TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A CARGO PLANE AND IN ORDER TO HEAR EACH OTHER OVER THE SOUND OF THE ROARING ENGINES WE HAVE TO TALK IN A SHOUTING VOICE. ALSO, IT WOULD BE COOLER IF THERE WERE CRATES OF ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT THAT'S PROBABLY ON THE MORE ASIAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN ROUTES.

+1

 

[Petunia]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR BREATH.

SEE, THE JOKE WAS THAT YOU WERE LIKE "WHAT DOES MY BREATH SMELL LIKE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I CAN'T SMELL IT."

AND THEN I WAS ALL "IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP. WOW."

BUT THEN YOU WERE LIKE "I'M GONNA TURN THIS BACK AROUND ON HIM."

SO THEN I HAD TO RESPOND LIKE "WTF, THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT. HERE LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU."

AND NOW EVERYONE'S ALL "GOD, MAKE IT STOP ALREADY."

WHICH IS STUPID, BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF FUN TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON A CARGO PLANE AND IN ORDER TO HEAR EACH OTHER OVER THE SOUND OF THE ROARING ENGINES WE HAVE TO TALK IN A SHOUTING VOICE. ALSO, IT WOULD BE COOLER IF THERE WERE CRATES OF ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT THAT'S PROBABLY ON THE MORE ASIAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN ROUTES.

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