Things you hope you get to say before you die

theacoustician said:
You'd better hope she doesn't show too much cleavage. You could end up being her forum bitch.

Edit : Dear kiwi, can I interest you in a forum bitch? Its like your own personal slave, but better!
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Hmmmmmm, tempting...
 
bast_imret said:
don't do it. The catch is that they take residence in your rectum.
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Just because you're a repressed homosexual doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of the forum, fruitcake.
 
Delphinium said:
This thread is worthless without pics...

...of someone, anyone! :fly:
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*Fuxx Burger* said:
:heart:

So any advice to offer the soon to be married ;)
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Don't get sunburned on your honeymoon. It sucks.

Though toys are fun, be careful what you take with you if you plan on flying. It's not fun if you get pulled for inspection.
 
bast_imret said:
Don't get sunburned on your honeymoon. It sucks.

Though toys are fun, be careful what you take with you if you plan on flying. It's not fun if you get pulled for inspection.
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Airport Security: "Sir, can you please tell me what you need a gas powered jack hammer on your honeymoon for?"
 
"Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen keep asking me about 'three-way' something. Are they talking about a calling plan?"
 
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