GAY Things that trigger wonkeye thread

If you have a fake tree you have to have fake presents under it. :D

Real trees....if you're logging just to have a Christmas for a month that's probably bad. They can be farmed like anything else and turned into compost after. Waste comes from shipping trees in from 1000 miles away instead of doing it local.

Fake trees...metal, plastic, non-renewable resources. Mined, fuel burned. Like anything else plastic it'll be trashing up the place 1000 years after we're dead and gone.

Idk. Argument to be made and broken either way.
Someone needs to fashion a tree out of hemp fibers, dyed a deep green.
 
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Buy a three or four foot live tree, use it for your useless pagan activities, then plant it in your yard.

Worship the planet instead of celebrating a strategically placed commercial capitalist “holiday” under the guise of our lord’s birfday (which is supposedly in April, probably the 1st) for the sake of some old wrinkled bag stuffing your money into her satchel.

JK christmas sucks
 
And since I always thought it was Wickle (rhymes with pickle) I have to ask- is “Wickie” a reference to scratching on a turntable like the kids do (wickiewickie) or is it a dick size reference?
 
Buy a three or four foot live tree, use it for your useless pagan activities, then plant it in your yard.

Worship the planet instead of celebrating a strategically placed commercial capitalist “holiday” under the guise of our lord’s birfday (which is supposedly in April, probably the 1st) for the sake of some old wrinkled bag stuffing your money into her satchel.

JK christmas sucks
Christmas should be more like Thanksgiving. No gifts, just food, fellowship, and football in the yard.

But wait that had been destroyed by black Friday which actually starts on thanksgiving day.
 
There's a hail storm at the lake .
[poof!]
The hail storm is now a 9v battery storm .
Don't eat the walleye .
You dont have any power on earth other than Jedi Mind Tricking people into liking rap music. And you definitely have zero influence on the goings on at that lake
 
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