Things that scare me

[Dharma1521]

This is too cute. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22652

Offsetting the scare factor in this thread.

OMG when they drifted apart and then grabbed hands again. I am dying from the cuteness.

 

[APRIL]

OMG when they drifted apart and then grabbed hands again. I am dying from the cuteness.

Ya they actually wanted to be with each other... awwwwwwww.

 

[Dharma1521]

Ya they actually wanted to be with each other... awwwwwwww.

Ape if i were an otter and you were an otter i would hold your hand

 

[APRIL]

Ape if i were an otter and you were an otter i would hold your hand

Just so you could steal my tongs.

 

[Dharma1521]

Just so you could steal my tongs.

Damn you and your discomfort with sincerity.

 

[APRIL]

Damn you and your discomfort with sincerity.

Bitch you know I love you. Now stfu and suck my cock.

 

[kiwi]

This brings to mind a story my doctor told me. He got most of his early training in the military and at one point he was seeing a gal who had gotten pregnant 3 months after her spouse had been deployed. Her excuse to the doctor was "My teenage sons must have been masturbating in the bathtub again." True story.

 

[APRIL]

This brings to mind a story my doctor told me. He got most of his early training in the military and at one point he was seeing a gal who had gotten pregnant 3 months after her spouse had been deployed. Her excuse to the doctor was "My teenage sons must have been masturbating in the bathtub again." True story.

Ahh women... tramps!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This brings to mind a story my doctor told me. He got most of his early training in the military and at one point he was seeing a gal who had gotten pregnant 3 months after her spouse had been deployed. Her excuse to the doctor was "My teenage sons must have been masturbating in the bathtub again." True story.

That's even more disgusting than admitting she had an affair