I will be 35 years old on May 11th. I don't care at all about the age itself. The problem lies in small reality checks. I was scanning through the St. Pete Times website and came across this pic of a guy who is watching his son play at UF. If I was to have a child at 17 said child would be 18 this year thus making him eligible to enter college and play ball. This mother fucker could be me if he had better taste in hats. Fuck...