Baby They Are Coming on King Wickie!

[thintoast]

Because good lawn care is so hard to find.

Bitches love the way he trims their hedges.

 

[definitely]

free palestine

 

[nukes]

They hacked your account rite?

 

[definitely]

palestine been a sovereign state for 30 years
#themoreyouknow

 

[definitely]

I Am Scared Of Muslamic Ray Guns

 

[Jehannum]

I'd ask at least $10 for Palestine.

 

[definitely]

 

[Darth Handsome]

I was considering making the trek to Temple Mount and taking a big piss on it. Curious to see how many varieties of whack jobs I can anger at once.

 

[adi]

Definitely!! Baba

 

[pacojas]

movin' to Montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon

 

[Ledboots]

Raising my lonely dental floss

 

[MacG]

On a serious note, id be less than thrilled if either of them married Muslim. Wifes country has been at war with Islam for 500 years, I don't think it would work out well if they brought a Muslim Home to Mommy.
Atheist=ok
Agnostic=ok
Mormon=ok
Catholic= ok
Jew=ok
Etc...
Jihad Johnny need not apply.

Are you calling my pops, my mums, almost whole my family Jihad Johhny?

Because they're out there to get you you jew sonofabitch, fucking heretics, infidels. My mother bought a lovely green suicide bomber jacket yesterday. Goes well with her jeans.

She promised for one last selfie with her new jacket before she goes boom boom and put it on Instagram.




Me? I don't have imaginary friends.

 

[nukes]

Are you calling my pops, my mums, almost whole my family Jihad Johhny?

Because they're out there to get you you jew sonofabitch, fucking heretics, infidels. My mother bought a lovely green suicide bomber jacket yesterday. Goes well with her jeans.

She promised for one last selfie with her new jacket before she goes boom boom and put it on Instagram.




Me? I don't have imaginary friends.

What do you take in your tea, one lump or two?

 

[MacG]

What do you take in your tea, one lump or two?

I don't use sugar, I like my coffee black. What do you take me for, a punk ass bitch who uses sugar?

Don't come onto me you fucking jew, I'm an ex-muslim and if I flip, I'll go all Jihad Joe on you.

 

[nukes]

I don't use sugar, I like my coffee black. What do you take me for, a punk ass bitch who uses sugar?

Don't come onto me you fucking jew, I'm an ex-muslim and if I flip, I'll go all Jihad Joe on you.

Let's go bike riding in the park with our dynamite vests and suicide bomb some cat haters.

 

[MacG]

Let's go bike riding in the park with our dynamite vests and suicide bomb some cat haters.

I'm game.

 

[definitely]

so anyway, how's it going @nsa

 

[nukes]

Couldn't sleep. Heat pump being down turned the bedroom into a sauna.
Q. What do you get when a Jew marries a Chinese Filipina?
A. A couple so cheap, they will spend half the summer not paying full retail to fix the heat pump...

 

[Strings]

Couldn't sleep. Heat pump being down turned the bedroom into a sauna.
Q. What do you get when a Jew marries a Chinese Filipina?
A. A couple so cheap, they will spend half the summer not paying full retail to fix the heat pump...

It's been down almost a month now?
At least canvass the neighborhood looking for replacement parts. Gee whiz, Nukes.
Make it into a family outing. You'll all feel that much closer together.

 

[nukes]

It's been down almost a month now?
At least canvass the neighborhood looking for replacement parts. Gee whiz, Nukes.
Make it into a family outing. You'll all feel that much closer together.

I always forget, its always sunny in your neighborhood.