I don't have many airplane stories, which is surprising considering the months of my life I've spent on them. 
But there was one time when I was on a Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt to Moscow and I got to flirt with a 6-foot blonde German supermodel flight attendant for 2 hours. She was ridiculously gorgeous as long as I didn't imagine how hairy her armpits must have been.
Smoking flights overseas always made me laugh, too, what with their non-smoking sections beginning the next row back from the smoking sections, as though the air is denser back there and will keep the smoke out.
I suck at the airplane stories.
But there was one time when I was on a Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt to Moscow and I got to flirt with a 6-foot blonde German supermodel flight attendant for 2 hours. She was ridiculously gorgeous as long as I didn't imagine how hairy her armpits must have been.
Smoking flights overseas always made me laugh, too, what with their non-smoking sections beginning the next row back from the smoking sections, as though the air is denser back there and will keep the smoke out.
I suck at the airplane stories.