Hawt The 'Would you rather' thread

Easy question, female top, male bottom.

Which would you rather, show your mother or grandmother your porn collection?
Oooh hard one. Rather lose a leg so long as you could walk without crutches. I do way more with my hands than I do my legs.

Blind or deaf?


walk in on a random stranger balls deep in your mom or your brother?
anor-sexia. it's easier to eat your way back to health than lose it.

being water boarded or severely shocked?