The "Who would win in a fight" thread

JJ Lady said:
We want to talk more about jello or pudding wrestling. How do we make this happen??

:D

lotsa liquor. liquor in the front, poker in the rear.


superman vs mighty mouse = beats me. its an age old question


theac vs fly = theac. fly would be worrying about his hair the whole time.


bill gates vs steve jobs = gates. jobs is a fuckin hippy.


star trek vs star wars = star trek. the enterprise would own that shit all over the place.


penis vs vagina = vagina is nicer. penis would fuck vagina up!


pc vs mac. fuck a buncha mac


rainy day snoozing with the windows open vs cool spring day in a hammock = rainy day. you can't cut the grass. what a shame.


glasses vs contacts = wipe glasses several times a day or fuck with all those liquids and all that crap?


tv vs computer = computer.
 
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As for Glasses vs. Contacts, when it comes to women Glasses by far. I love a woman in glasses. I dont know why, but I always have. Theres one girl on my floor she was awesome before, but with glasses, DAMMMM. Married however. used to that.
 
Ryokurin said:
As for Glasses vs. Contacts, when it comes to women Glasses by far. I love a woman in glasses. I dont know why, but I always have. Theres one girl on my floor she was awesome before, but with glasses, DAMMMM. Married however. used to that.


I like it too. I like my girls a little on the geeky side. i think I might have to get the missus to wear some fake glasses and hold a technical manual for 3-5 minutes. :shifty:
 
Ryokurin said:
As for Glasses vs. Contacts, when it comes to women Glasses by far. I love a woman in glasses. I dont know why, but I always have. Theres one girl on my floor she was awesome before, but with glasses, DAMMMM. Married however. used to that.


i have to agree there. i'd post a pic but...yeah
 
Millions said:
Weren't there 2 'Dawn of the Dead's? An old version and a remake. The ones in the remake (the one with that Ving Raynes guy) hauled ass...I think in the original they were slow and lumbering.

As for our contest I propose:

Sean Connery

vs.

Burt Reynolds.

I'd give to Connery but he's getting pretty old...and Reynolds is known for slapping the sh*t out of people...oh I'm sorry 'playfully batting at them' as his publicist puts it.
Yes, in the original they were slow and lumbering - I gots it on DVD.

And I'd give it to Connery, despite the age - ol' Burt ain't no spring chicken either.