It ended up taking two hours to get home, but as we were rounding that shitty airport, I ended up having to pee. By the time we made it all the way around to her terminal, I had to pee so bad that I was like I love you, but pleaser don't squeeze me. I'm likely to pee all over you.
She's a keeper though. As we were going around she was like I have a bottle here if you need it. I'll hold it so you can pee in it.
:love: