I don't think I could possibly script that encounter, but I'll give it a shot.
Polo: "Look at Plot go. Lad is really trying. Yes he is."
Plot: "Quit talking. I need to concentrate."
Polo: "Go Plot go. Oh look how much fun we're having now. The fucking earth is about to stand still. Someone fetch me a smoke to go with my derisive smirk. Did you know I'm anti-trendy? Let's talk about something other than this horrid excuse for a shagging I'm receiving."
Plot: *sobbing quietly as the tempo slows*
