Movie The Walking Dead (TV show)FULL SPOILERS *If this triggers you, then pls die*

[Ledboots]

Well yeah.
Dude its my 14th wedding anniversary today. Congratulate me or wish me condolences or something.

Well good, you will get all sexed up tonight then.

 

[Strings]

Well good, you will get all sexed up tonight then.

Yeah, but If his wife catches him she'll turn the hose on him.

 

[Petunia]

Well good, you will get all sexed up tonight then.

Ew! Like they only have sex on their anniversary?!?!

 

[Petunia]

And I hear his roof leaks.

Not shocked

 

[Petunia]

I got a studio apartment for a week.
Just in case she skims this forum, I'm not gonna rehash the reason why

I thought this was your safe haven that she knew nothing about!!!

Abort abort abort

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ew! Like they only have sex on their anniversary?!?!

They make it special and do it in the butt

 

[Petunia]

They make it special and do it in the butt

Ah ok! I approve

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ah ok! I approve

But not with eachother, ew

 

[Darth Handsome]

You truly suck at trolling.

You truly cant tell the difference between joking and trolling.

 

[Strings]

You truly cant tell the difference between joking and trolling.

I hear she flies second class to.

 

[Ledboots]

I got a studio apartment for a week.
Just in case she skims this forum, I'm not gonna rehash the reason why

She knows about UF? But the machete!

 

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When does the 2nd half of s07 start?

 

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I could probably google it... but I'm not going to.

 

[nukes]

You could pitch a tent.
In the yard I mean.

I slept in the tent for two nights BEFORE the fleabag apartment. Things were going swimmingly then my mother in law misheard me messing with a bill collector on the phone and got me booted again.
Can't even remember how I talked my way back into the house.
Oh wait it's all coming back to me now-yeah that's not fit for public consumption.

 

[fly]

Neegan's character has to be some of the best, and uncomfortable, writing and acting on TV right now.

 

[Petunia]

You truly cant tell the difference between joking and trolling.

it would help if you know how to both troll and joke babe

 

[Petunia]

I slept in the tent for two nights BEFORE the fleabag apartment. Things were going swimmingly then my mother in law misheard me messing with a bill collector on the phone and got me booted again.
Can't even remember how I talked my way back into the house.
Oh wait it's all coming back to me now-yeah that's not fit for public consumption.

nukes... seriously..
clearly there are 3 people in your marriage.. you, mrs nukes and her mother.
how do you tolerate it!?!?!

 

[Darth Handsome]

it would help if you know how to both troll and joke babe

It's not my fault you're really really dumb. You can't put that on me.

 

[nukes]

nukes... seriously..
clearly there are 3 people in your marriage.. you, mrs nukes and her mother.
how do you tolerate it!?!?!

It's economics kiddo.
She won't quit her job, we can't afford nanny's since I sold my company.
Ma does the minimum like full cookie dinners and verbally abusing her granddaughter (cause oldschool filipinas are girl haters).
Trust me, I'd like a better situation.

 

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Well, seeing as you're all a bunch of fluffers, I googled it myself.