The virus made me fat!

so first it was glands then it was "the fat gene" and now its a virus. the baconator virus

although I do love the AP's sense of humor

WASHINGTON (AP) -- In the buffet of reasons for why Americans are getting fatter, researchers are piling more evidence on the plate for one still-controversial cause: a virus.
:lol:
 
I must be full of anti-bodies for this dreaded virus. I need to figure out a way to harvest and sell these potentially life saving proteins for the good of all mankind.

Any of you young ladies interested in a job as a skinny guy milker?